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Once Upon a Christmas Eve

By:Elizabeth Hoyt

Chapter One



Now once upon a time there was a prince who was handsome, vain, and really rather full of himself.

His name was Brad.…

—From The Frog Princess



December 1741

Upper Hornsfield, England

Adam Rutledge, Viscount d’Arque loathed Christmas. The banal cheerfulness. The sly demands for charity. The asinine party games.

Oh, and the obligatory journey to the countryside.

The last was the reason he found himself in his present predicament. Late at night. In a snowstorm. In a wrecked carriage. On some godforsaken road. With his grandmother, Victoire Moore, Baroness Whimple.

His grandmother loved Christmas.

And Adam loved his grandmother.

“Hal informs me both the wheel and the axle are broken,” Adam said as he tucked the furs more securely around the delicate skin of Grand-mère’s chin. She’d been trying to hide a cough from him for the last several days. “The heated bricks should keep you warm. I’m taking one of the horses and striking out to seek refuge. I pray for a fat country squire with buxom daughters—or at least good brandy.”

His grandmother snorted. “Attempt not to be so distracted by the buxom daughters that you leave your grandmother to freeze.”

“Never, darling.” He leaned down to kiss her on her creped cheek, glanced at his grandmother’s elderly maid, sleeping beside her, and then turned and swiftly left the carriage.

Outside, the wind drove fine, icy flakes of snow into his face as he trudged to Hal and the two footmen.

Hal, the driver of the wrecked carriage, looked up as he neared. “We’ve got ’er un’itched, m’lord.”

Adam nodded. “Good. You’ve your pistols?”

Richard, the elder of the footmen, nodded. “Yes, m’lord.”

“Stay with my grandmother,” Adam ordered. “I doubt there’ll be any highwaymen out on a night like this, but be ’ware in any case. I’ll return as soon as I can.”

Richard gave him a leg up on the mare, and then Adam was off.

They’d passed the light of a house not that far back—two miles, maybe less, according to Hal—but he was riding into the wind, without a saddle, and could see only a few feet in front of the nag’s nose.

His main concern was making sure he stayed on the road. The land dropped off a bit on the right, and if the horse wandered in the darkness they’d take a tumble that would be rather a bother—especially if he broke his neck.

He bowed his head against the wind and nudged the mare onto the road.

A half hour later Adam had managed to coax the mare into a jolting trot and was just beginning to wonder if his fingers were completely frozen when he caught sight of glowing lights.

Thank God.

He wanted Grand-mère out of that carriage and in front of a roaring fire as soon as possible.

Stone pillars marked a drive, which was a good sign—a country residence of some standing, then. He turned the mare’s head, and they made their way down a winding approach that might’ve been scenic. At the moment he could see naught but the blinding snow and the growing glow of those lights.

The drive ended abruptly before a massive mansion. Lovely. Hopefully he hadn’t seduced the country squire’s wife in London during his rather checkered past—or at least, if he had, he hoped the country squire wasn’t aware of it.

Adam dismounted his gallant steed—with less grace than usual owing to the fact that his feet appeared to have turned to ice—and climbed the front steps. He pounded on the door—and continued pounding until it was opened by a coldly unwelcoming face.

The man, though untitled, was from one of the oldest aristocratic families in Britain. He was tall, wore a gray wig, and regarded Adam over a pair of half-moon spectacles. Many people might think the man standing in the doorway benign and boring on first glance.

Many people would be bloody wrong.

Damn. This was worse than a cuckolded country squire.

“Yes?” said Godric St. John.

Adam affixed a genial smile to his lips, though he wasn’t entirely sure it worked because he couldn’t actually feel his lips. “St. John. How fortuitous. My carriage has wrecked on the road several miles back and I wonder—”

“Has it?” interrupted St. John rudely.

Adam narrowed his eyes, his smile still in place. Or at least he hoped so—frozen lips and all. “Yes, my grand—”

“Who is it, Godric?”

And here came the reason for St. John’s boorishness. Dark-brown curls tumbling down from a haphazardly made coiffure, pink cheeks blossoming sweetly, brown eyes alight with curiosity, one small brat on her hip and—good God—another swelling her belly to alarming proportions, Lady Margaret St. John sailed into the hall behind her husband. Flirt with a man’s wife once—quite innocently!—and he never seemed to forget it.

At least, that is, if the gentleman in question was Godric St. John.

“Oh,” Lady Margaret exclaimed at the sight of him turning to solid ice on her husband’s doorstep. “Lord d’Arque, do come in out of the cold.”

“Thank you, my lady.” He did as he was bid and cast his rictus grin on the mistress of the household. “How enchanting to find you, Lady Margaret, blooming even in the frozen midwinter night like a full-blown rose, sweetly scented, gorgeous to behold, and impossible to ignore.” He took her hand and bent over it, making sure to linger until he heard a faint growl from St. John behind him.

When he rose the child was staring at him, her finger stuck between stickily pursed lips.

He blinked.

Larvae were not his area of expertise.

“Bees.” The new voice was feminine and husky, and held just a hint of scorn.

Adam couldn’t help it. His head jerked up at the sound.

St. John’s half sister stood behind Lady Margaret.

Sarah St. John was blandly blond, of average height and everyday beauty.

The look she was giving him, however, was anything but everyday: it held pure disdain.

“I beg your pardon?” he drawled with exquisite politeness.

“No need to apologize, my lord,” Miss St. John replied. “I believe you were just about to allude to bees and flowers, perhaps with yourself as the bee?”

He winced, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Dear me, no. Rather banal, don’t you think?”

She smiled sweetly. “Oh, is banality something you worry about, my lord? I hadn’t noticed.”

The little witch.

Adam kept his urbane smile with difficulty, though he had the feeling it might be more a baring of the teeth at the moment.

Sarah St. John should have been utterly forgettable. He’d met the lady only once, and that fleetingly.

Yet he remembered her for two reasons.

The first was that Miss St. John had made it plain she hated him on sight—an occurrence unique in Adam’s experience.

The second was that on that occasion he’d found himself immediately and overwhelmingly attracted to Miss St. John.

Or, to put it another way:

He wanted her.





Sarah St. John loathed rakes.

The self-satisfied smirks. The sly predatory gazes. Oh, and the constantly witty banter rife with double meaning.

She especially hated that bit.

A lady who was the object of this sort of thing was supposed to bat her eyes and look coyly amused at the rake’s supposed wit—even if it endangered her own dignity.

Viscount d’Arque was the epitome of the breed.

Tall and elegant, even when in a defrosting greatcoat dripping onto Hedge House’s front hall, his high cheekbones reddened from the winter cold, he exuded aplomb and dash. His mobile mouth with its prominent Cupid’s bow quirked in a crooked smile at her, his dark brows arching up over cool gray eyes that sparkled with amusement.

At her expense, no doubt.

Lord d’Arque’s smile didn’t falter at her admittedly nasty jibe, but she watched as his shimmering gray eyes narrowed just a bit.

He said gently, “And you know me so well after one passing meeting, Miss St. John? Perhaps you’ve made an overhasty judgment.”

Beside her, Megs, her best friend and sister-in-law, seemed to choke on nothing at all, while Godric coughed.

Sarah felt her face heat—and knew she was blushing, most probably unattractively.

Damn the man.

She opened her mouth to make a retort, but Megs beat her to it. “Do stop badgering His Lordship, Sarah, and let the man thaw a bit so he can properly defend himself.” Megs turned her wide smile on the viscount. “My lord, would you care for some hot mulled wine in the sitting room? My mother-in-law’s cook is known for her spiced wine and guards her recipe as if it were the crown jewels.”

“Thank you, my lady,” the viscount replied, aiming his overly charming smile at her, “but as I was attempting to tell your husband, I am traveling with my grandmother, who is still in my carriage. I wonder if I might impose upon your goodwill so far as to ask for help in retrieving both her and our servants and inflicting ourselves on your household until the morning?”

Sarah’s mouth snapped shut at that. They were suffering through an unusually cold winter and she didn’t like to think that anyone, let alone an old lady, was caught outside in this weather.

Fortunately, her brother Godric was already motioning for a footman. “Have the carriage readied and brought round.” He turned to Lord d’Arque. “I’ll accompany you to bring back Lady Whimple.”

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